You have a good claim: a title, a birthright. But you have something more than that: you may cover it up and deny it, but you have a gentle heart. You would not only be respected and feared, you would be loved. Someone who can rule and should rule. Centuries come and go without a person like that coming into the world.
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
Horror games you can play at sleepovers
This time it’s with everyone’s favorite: a possessed doll
How about no. How about fuck no.
HEY HERE’S A WARNING SOMEONE SENT ME
MORE WARNINGS ABOUT THIS GAME
…this makes me want to try it….
no fucking way in hell
Big Pile of NOPE