- me: I should go shower now
- (five minutes later)
- (another five minutes later)
- (yet another five minutes later)
- (more five minute intervals)
- someone: (goes into the bathroom)
- me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
- Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
- Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
- Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
- Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
- Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
- Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
- Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
- Everyone: Yes you did.
- Harry: Voldemort's returned.
- Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
- Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
- Everyone: Cool story, bro.
- Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
- Hermoine: that's stupid.
I’m obligated as a resident of Earth
well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I?
I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/
Who wouldn’t reblog this?
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.